Will Watch "Fanaa" Twice

Aamir, (and I say this, to quote the great George, with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality), I am a fan.

I like your movies (except Tum Mere Ho and Mela and have not watched Mangal Pandey) but do not care if you are for or against Narmada Bachao Andolan and what your personal views on the matter are. I hope the thick headed Bhajyumo members in Gujrat understand this - but do not worry. Even if Fanaa turns out to be a typical Yash Chora movie, which I generally hate, I will watch it twice - once for myself and other on the behalf of a poor fan of yours in Gujrat who cannot.

Can someone liberate Gujrat from this goondaism?