Tuesday, April 17, 2007

नहीं, यह Deathly Hallows नहीं है

मुझे मेरे एक मित्र ने एक pdf फाईल भेजी जो की इन्टरनेट पर हैरी पॉटर की असली कॉपी की तरह बाँटी जा रही है। Times Now न्यूज़ चैनल ने भी इसी कॉपी को ले कर एक खबर दिखायी थी। पर जैसा की भारत में अक्सर होता है, मीडिया कभी भी कोई भी खबर दिखने के पहले जरूरी शोध करना तो उचित समझता ही नहीं और अपने दर्शकों को बेवक़ूफ़ भी समझता है। एक बार अगर यह वेबसाइट देख ली होती तो अच्छा होता।

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Airport Tourism

This photograph is of the runway of Bangalore airport from Wind Tunnel Road. There was a lot of crowd was gathered there to look at the planes landing and taking off. Good to see that people in India find avenues of entertainment where there aren't any...
Ministry of Aviation should seriously collaborate with the Ministry of Tourism and consider developing tourism hot spots in and around the airports in India. The money charged for this display could as well be used for developing the much needed infrastructure in and around the airports in the country.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Sunrise

The Sun has finally risen. Aruba Networks debuted on NASDAQ - ARUN and got a warm reception.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Hutch Ad, anyone?

Is it time to run the ridiculous Hutch ad featuring Rahul Dravid again? Please see my earlier post on Rahul and the Hutch ad for clarification...

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Amitabh's UP ads

Those who have seen Amitabh's ads on Uttar Pradesh will understand what I am trying to say to him:

सजन रे झूठ मत बोलो,
खुदा के पास जाना है.
वहाँ न बैंट्‌ली है न रौयस है,
वहाँ पैदल ही जाना है...

Oh dear, please don't lie. Afterall you have to go to His place one day. There is no Bentley or Royce to take you there. The only option is to walk.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Disclaimer...

Saw this at Mysore Lancers Pump House near RT Nagar on Thursday. One of the best disclaimer messages I have seen in recent times. Couple of guys from inside the office saw me taking this picture, but I was on my scooter and managed to quickly pull away.

:-)


Sunday, December 24, 2006

Person of the year

Celebrations!! I have been declared Time magazine's person of the year. But don't be jealous and lose heart, so have you been. Check it out.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Harry Potter and the...

Deathly Hallows.
We at least now know the name of the book that we are all waiting for. When it comes out, I will shun all human contact - letters, phones, mobiles, chats, emails, newspapers and shut myself in the house - till I finish it. Coz the last time, I reached office and there was a chat window from my brother that said - "XYZ killed ABC!!!". Man, I was pissed. I cannot do that to him for book 7, because he too is a Harry Potter fan and more so because there would not be a Harry Potter book after this one (as claimed by J.K. Rowling herself).
The guessing game about how Harry is going to finish off Voldemort has been going on for some time and will continue till the final book is published. I too do not want to be left behind. Here is my take on it -
<speculation>
Voldermort will end up in St Mungo's Hospital, Fourth floor, Spell Damage section. He will be admitted to the same ward as Prof. Gildroy Lockhart, next to Neville Longbottom's parents. People will no longer be scared of him and would not be scared of speaking his name either. JKR has given ample indications that she does not want Voldemort killed. Towards the end of Book 5, Dumbledore tells Voldemort and I quote: 'Indeed, your failure to understand that there are things much worse than death has been your greatest weakness -'.
Naturally, Harry has to die. The prophecy says so and also JKR has said that evil does not target extras; it goes after the main characters. Remember, the real hero of these books is not Harry. He is one of the main characters. The main character is Lord Voldemort. He is the one who chose Harry.
Apparently, the last word in the last book is scar - and it will not be Harry's scar. It will be a similar scar on Voldemort's forehead.
</speculation>

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Joke of a case

What was CBI thinking when it brought about a case of disproportionate assets against Lalu Prasad for just 46 lakhs? Its a joke of a case since CBI itself would have spent more than this amount on prosecuting Lalu. What is 46 Lakhs anyway now a days? In Bangalore you cannot even get a flat in a nice locality for 46 Lakhs.

Need some info from readers (with citations, of course)... which Harayana minister said that 1400 crores is a small change in politics?

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Nuclear Deal


Whats the deal here? I am tired of seeing continuous "Breaking News" banner on all the television channels and the amount of time being alloted to this. Take a look at Washington Post and the New York Times web pages in comparison. Need I say anything else?

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Spam in Gmail and Windows Live

Has someone noticed that the amount of spam coming in Windows live is much much less that in Gmail? There seems to be a difference of almost 1:50.
Has Microsoft managed to develop a genuine spam killer -OR- have spammers lost interest in spamming hotmail/msn accounts because they think nobody uses them anymore? :-)

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Rahul and the Hutch ad

Need to find out who conceptualized the new Hutch ad about Rahul, the Cricket world cup and a clueless guy who is the winner of the Hutch contest. Unfortunately, the ad is not available on Youtube yet for those who are not in India.
If the ad is supposed to be funny, then I must say that the creator of the ad has a weird sense of humour. I am not sure what he is getting at. Maybe the only reason why the person in the ad cannot recognize Rahul Dravid is because it is World Cup 2011 and the Indian team no longer qualifies for such tournaments.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Sikh nahin, Sick...

Mr Jethmanali, it was not a sikh man who shot Jessica Lall, it was a sick man who did so. And you too are a sick man who is trying to spin such stories.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Attitude

A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
— James Joyce (1882-1941), writer

Monday, October 23, 2006

Need help with Wordpress

Hello Readers,

Its once again my turn to ask for help. This time, it is regarding the Wordpress installation and problems that I have been facing with permanent links (permalinks in Wordpress parlance), since I have not been able to customize it to my liking. I have version 2.0.4 of Wordpress installed on Godaddy's linux hosting package.

As you can see, I have a lot of posts and under a few categories on my Astrology blog. When it comes to category links, a trailing slash at the end of the URL is making a lot of difference. i.e. for the category link:

http://www.planetarypositions.com/notes/category/astronomy/

if I remove the last slash and then refer to the URL as follows:

http://www.planetarypositions.com/notes/category/astronomy

Then Apache returns an error of 404 and the page does not appear at all. I suspect it is a problem/bug in the Godaddy's wordpress installation. I searched on the net and found out the following thread on the wordpress support site:

http://wordpress.org/support/topic/81515?replies=6

I have also been playing around with the .htaccess file under the notes folder. As of now, the exact text of this file is:


# BEGIN WordPress
<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
RewriteEngine On
RewriteBase /notes/
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule . /notes/index.php [L]
RewriteRule ./category/(.*)[^/]$ ./category/$1/ [L]
</IfModule>
# END WordPress


Any ideas?

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Supreme Court Rules!

We need to kick these politicians out completely. What right did they have in asking for clemency for Mohammad Afzal? None of the politicians died in the parliament attack of 12/13. The people who died where policemen who were doing their duty.

Also, what right do they have to comment on the judicial process? There was a fair trial and the court found the person guilty. It punished him to be hanged... thats the law of the land and it must be respected. Period. How can we forget that our country nearly went on having a war with Pakistan after this incident.


Good article in TimesofIndia.com - "Considerations of religion, caste or political loyalty are irrelevant and fraught with discrimination"


No military rule, no democracy... we need Supreme Court rule in this country.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Date of Expiry?

I travelled from Bangalore to SF over the weekend and a very funny incident happened at the airport. The Singapore Airlines folks were distributing a form to everyone who was going to the USA. It was mandatory to fill out that form with an ominous "Homeland Security" cited as the reason.

The form had fields in the following order:
  1. Name of the traveller
  2. Passport number
  3. Date of birth
  4. Date of expiry

I was zapped looking at questions numbered 3 and 4. I pointed to a Singapore Airlines official that I do not know my date of expiry :-) She asked me to fill the details of the passport there. Then I pointed out that my passport was issued and not born and it did not have a date of birth :-D. The person just looked at me, could not even smile and walked away.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Water is cheap

And Deepa Mehta is acting ultra cheap. She figured out that this year India has some really good movies lined up this year as potential entries - Lage Raho Munnabhai, Rang De Basanti, Omkara etc and her movie Water would stand no chance as India's official entry to the oscars. Thus, she got her movie to be nominated from Canada!

I do not care how good this movie is. I would probably not even go watch it even if it was released in India without any cuts. India's entry to Oscars should be a movie that really represents the spirit of this country and showcases the performances of some of the leading actors of Indian film industry. At the time of "Monsoon Wedding" and "Lagaan", there was absolutely no competition. was superlative.

Just heard on television that is the official entry from India. It is a good movie and I really home it goes all the way.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Reduce the Petrol/Diesel Prices

Dear Petroleum Minister,
Can we see some reduction in the petrol prices please? The crude prices in NYMEX have been around 60$ for the past few weeks and I am sure with the quality of crude that we purchase, the prices for all the oil companies are much below that.
Now don't tell us that since crude companies were selling us petrol at a loss over the last few months, they have a right to sell it at the increased prices till the end of the year. Also, do not let state governments increase sales tax since by reducing the base price of petrol, their revenue comes down. State governments like Karnataka and Maharashtra have been sucking consumers dry since the last time you increased the prices.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Review of Indialinks

This post is also appearing as a review of Indialinks in Mouthshut.com.

I am a hobby astrologer. I have a small site on the net where you can find tools for generating kundalis and birth charts. I used to run this off of free Geocities. As the site grew, I needed something more than 4.2 MB per hour bandwidth and an ability to do some server side programming.

I did not do a lot of research and quickly chose a Mumbai based hosting provider Indialinks. I thought it would be good for the site to be based in India as getting in touch with support would be easier. I was also impressed that the engineers helped me bring up a sample application even before I paid any money.

As it happens with any Hindi movie, the actual movie was much worse than the trailer. Right from the beginning, the server was unstable. I regretted my decision in the first week itself when the site went down three times. On reminding them of the SLA and refund policy, the support engineers quickly blamed the servlet application and asked me to fix the problem in my code.

I started getting frequent emails from visitors to my site complaining about the performance and some even offered to help pay for the transfer to other hosting providers.

I am not much of a systems administrator and have never understood how Apache/Tomcat works, but during my interaction with the engineers, I realized that neither do these guys! They lack basic knowledge and troubleshooting skills to help the java developer pinpoint the problem. "Sir, abhi to chal raha tha, pata nahin abhi kya hua..." was the standard reply to a simple question - "Why is my site down and what is the problem?".

As I mentioned that I am a hobby astrologer and my working hours on this site are 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM. That is the time when I update the site, run into issues and try to solve them. Many a times, it is required to talk to the sysadmin. Indialinks has no concept of 24/7 support. After 7:00 in the evening and on weekends, it is rather difficult to catch hold of support engineers. If your site goes down on a Saturday, you can be rest assured that for the entire weekend, support would be sluggish.

I would not get into specifics of pricing, but there is only one word for it - atrocious. US based providers give 2,000 times more space and 50,000 times more monthly bandwidth for lesser amount of money. I found the servers to be ultra fast and very dependable. Not that you would really need it, but 24x7 support means 24x7 support. I see no reason why anyone should even think about renting servers from Indialinks.

As for me, I quickly realized my mistake and moved out only after six months even though I had paid for one full year in advance. I figured I would save on STD calls to Mumbai this way and would have peace of mind during weekends.