Aila? Storm?

I read this news item in Times of India - Kolkata stares at cyclone Aila and thought that even though IPL is over, there is one last match left between Kolkata Knight Riders and Mumbai Indians... to know more why I thought so, please read fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com. 

There is no storm left in Aila, btw. One of the guys at work called him Bhishma Pitamah of Indian Cricket - no wonder all the shikhandis in the world keep taking his wicket.

Mr Ruler, Suck on It!

At the beginning of IPL-1, India Today ran an article on KKR and Shahrukh Khan where he mentioned what his son thought about owning a cricket team. I would like to quote from India Today's article. And lets cut some slack to the kid, afterall he is just a kid, but of course no such courtesy's for Mr. SRK...

“He told me, ‘Papa, we are rulers, not servants. Let’s do this alone’. I woke up my wife (Gauri) in turn and told her this. She wasn’t very happy.”

Cut to IPL-2 and there is Mandira Bedi's interview where he essentially tells all his critics to go "Suck on it".

Based on these two interviews and after losing all these matches and reading through the juicy posts on the fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com, I would like to ask Mr. Khan - so, have you sucked on it already? Did it taste good? :-)

Swine Flu

Question: What would the swing flu be named by US administration if the flu had originated in India?

Answer: H1L1 flu

BTW, whats with the H1 visa now? Seems it is still available... see here